Hi there, I'm Courtney, 16, from the US, Divergent, Citizen of District 9, Shadowhunter, a companion of The Doctor, investigating alongside Sherlock, a Hunter, SHIELD Agent, in love with Augustus Waters, and still home in time for tea. I apologize in advance for my fangirling.

dankleaf:

avantgauche:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece

my meals in the summer

  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

cool blog

—me looking at my cool blog  (via consurqo)

(Source: nippled)

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

anime-booty:

shout out to all the mutuals that are still following me even though our blog styles are totally different now

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

disney-fakts:

Disney Fakt #189: It’s never okay to punch a child unless its Myrtle Edmunds
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saltandwhiskey:

Hail Piedra

saltandwhiskey:

Hail Piedra

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

unshaped:

she was so metal

(Source: sexualthorientation)